Democrats get caught with their pants down

Again.

The nomination of Judge Samuel Alito is barely a day old, and already the Democrats have initiated, circulated, trumped up and gotten caught creating a scandal out of thin air.

This document has been circulated, purporting to show Alito's ties to the Mob and the GOP. This is a new one to me (not Democrats using racist smears, that I've come to expect). No, I had always assumed the standard line was "HALLIBURTON!!!". If I had known this yesterday I would have used it in my moonbat monologue for Blog Like a Liberal Day.

Anyway, if you don't have time to read the entire document, let's just say that even Chris Matthews of MSNBC had this to say about it:

MSNBC's Chris Matthews: "[I]'m Sitting Here Holding In My Hands, A Pretty Disgusting Document, This Is Put Out Not For Attribution. But It Comes From The Democrats, They're Circulating It. I Can Say That." (MSNBC's "MSNBC Live," 10/31/05)

So wait, how do we know that the Democrats circulated the document? Apparently the geniuses at the DNC don't have Microsoft Word quite figured out yet. (via RedState)

despite the Democrat's attempt to make this document "Not for attribution" - let's go ahead and attribute it, shall we? Because the technical wizards at the Democratic National Committee never got the "don't forward Word documents" memo.

And there's more. Wizbang has the MS Word screencapture.

I'd have thought the brilliant minds that brought us the Dean and Kerry campaigns would have learned how to use Microsoft Word since the Bush TANG memo fiasco. But apparently they haven't. Come to think of it, neither has the U.N. And bringing up the rear, Ronnie Earle's crew still isn't too swift with that other Office enigma Microsoft Excel.

Who knew Bill Gates was going to single-handedly thwart the liberal agenda? Probably getting the Democrats back for when Clinton went after Microsoft during the 90s.

I can't wait for the next Office update...