
Okay, so where are we this season? (By the way, I apologize if I don't get to do any linking tonight, as I've been swamped recently with a new webpage design. I promise more links next week.)
So far the plot has consisted of Jack returning from the dead, while Tony, Michelle, Edgar, McGill, Walt and Palmer have gone off to seriously get dead. Jack has a new girlfriend, who, along with her son, has since disappeared. We have terrorists fighting each other over nerve gas canisters, some of which have been released into malls, hospitals and CTU.
Kim has returned, along with someone named Barry - who appears to be some type of psychologist (And he's dating Kim? What the hell is wrong with him?). Anyway, of course, as soon as she shows up,
the four horsemen saddle up everyone starts dying.
So then she left. Where she's gone nobody knows, but I'm sure they're a trail of bodies in her wake. Though what the writers left in her place was not much better...Audrey.
Yes...Audrey.
Now we're very upset about this. Last week was
the perfect opportunity for the show writers to demonstrate that they care about their fans. Audrey was implicated by Collette (the underwear model) as the government contact who sold her the schematics to a gas facility. (Yes, they were going to gas a gas facility...) Anyway, Collette named Audrey, by name(!), as the contact. She could have been Nina Myers' twin sister (no, not evil twin. Nina was already evil, so therefore she need only be her twin).
Moving on... So CTU took Audrey into custody. And Jack questioned her. And she cried. And he
believed her! Then he fought the guards who tried to take her away. It doesn't matter that she eventually did turn out to be innocent, that Henderson set up the entire thing as a way to confuse CTU and get them chasing their tail. This was their chance to bump her off. If poor Michelle had to die, then evil Audrey should have gone too.
But, alas, it was not to be. Anyway, rant over. Audrey lived to annoy another day (and somehow live with the fact that now the entire world knows she has fallen for two terrorist sympathizers, Walt Cummings, and her ex-husband Paul, who Jack killed).
Meanwhile, the terrorists from this season (yes, I was beginning to think we'd lost them again) show back up again and take out some cops, and they use the police cars and equipment to move the gas canisters to their next terror target.
Chloe, still at her computer, is digging up dirt on Henderson again, and to help her dig CTU sends her an Edgar mid-season replacement named Shari. Not sure what her story is except that she hates the Homeland Security guy because he harassed her. Though of course by the end of the episode she has some type of allergic reaction to Buchanan walking within a foot of her - so I'm going to just throw up the "ODD" label and leave her be for now. Chloe used to have the "ODD" tag...actually, Chloe still does have that tag, but she's added to her collection, now holding the "TECH GENIUS" and "PERIMETER SETTING, SOCKET-PACKET, DATA MINING GURU".
Anyway, back at the President's camp, Agent Pierce's spidey sense started tingling. Wayne Palmer never arrived for their meeting. So Agent Pierce a) raises the alarm, b) organizes a posse, c) forgets the entire thing, or d) tells one person (who will probably turn up dead this week) and goes off alone looking for Palmer. If you said D, you lose. It's "d)". But Agent Pierce is a pretty cool character, so he's allowed to go outside of common sense every now and again. And sure enough, suspending disbelief for another few minutes paid off, because Pierce finds Wayne Palmer. Palmer was on the run, though somehow had appropriated a machine gun.
Meanwhile, the terrorists show up at the gas facility. It turns out to be a natural gas facility. Yes, taking down nuclear facilities and the like, sure that's scary. But go after normal people's hot water heaters and cook-tops, and oh my word the panic...the panic!! I mean really, if you can't cook with gas anymore, you'd have to grill outside...with wood or...charcoal...
Just think of the carcinogens. We'd all die within a matter of decades.
Anyway, suspending disbelief, suspending disbelief...(we're going to need this strength). Why, you ask? Because after Jack saves Audrey, and cries, and they finally get it out of Collette that the target is a gas facility (yet they don't know which one), Shari...yes, Shari, says that she was a Chemistry major, and that the pressure of natural gas would have to be lowered in order for the nerve agent to remain viable. Now while this is a true-ish statement, the revelation was rendered rather corny as Chloe, having ready-made hacks, passwords, knowledge of each gas company's internal intranet server and web layout, and some nifty GUI interfaces, is through the gas system in no time and comes up with the plant in trouble.
Meanwhile Agent Pierce and Wayne Palmer are running from gunfire and someone with a rocket launcher. (Yes, this plotline was more exciting) Wayne is injured, badly, but Agent Pierce saves the day, taking out terrorists and then saving Wayne Palmer and making a getaway.
Now the terrorists in the gas facility are causing all kinds of havoc, killing people, and setting up the system to carry the deadly gas through the natural gas lines and into people's homes. Jack and Curtis and the CTU strike teams are up in the choppers, and Chloe is filling them in on heat signatures, gas pressure, the perimeter, security, the weather and the price of natural gas.
The strike teams go in, and there's a whole lot of shooting. (Yes, the description is sparse, but really, that's about all that happened). Chloe and the chemistry major are monitoring the pressure while the gun battle commences, but it's too late, despite all of the perimeter setting and thigh shooting, the gas is released. (And incidentally, why in the heck would anyone remove the silencer off a weapon if it was working? Why alert the terrorists to their presence?).
Suspension of disbelief, suspension of disbelief...okay, better now.
So the gun battle ends, and the head terrorist escapes, but the gas is being released, somehow from an open room(?) and into the gas lines. So the only thing left to do is
to shut off the gas line...
to shut down the line at the street...
to tell people to exit their homes and not panic...
to blow out the gas main down the street to blow up the entire gas facility! Well, it is TV, and it wouldn't be "24" without something blowing up.
So Jack primes the building to explode, setting some C-4 on a gas main and setting the timer. But then - he sees the lead terrorist Bierko! Jack gives chase, but can't shoot the terrorist in the thigh before the explosives go off. The two fight it out, but the explosions and fire hamper both of them. Bierko is trying to escape in the stolen cop car when the episode ends.
No wait, there is a
huge explosion, and Jack pulls Bierko into the car for cover just as the entire area is consumed by fire.
And that was it. So our hero went down fighting and then saving a terrorist, and the gas attack was thwarted (and thank God there are now NO MORE CANISTERS). Agent Pierce saved Wayne Palmer, and hopefully we'll find out just what David gave his brother before he died. Chloe is still awesome, but her computer is a bit over the top now. Sheri the chemist is annoying and odd, but not as annoying as Audrey, who is still alive, and back, and innocent,
and made Jack cry. Though now Jack might be dead.
But he can do that, he's the star of the show, and he's already died twice.
So let's see what tonight's episode brings! (for previous synopsis, see
here,
here,
here, and
here)